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Budget Funerals
For The Impoverished or Generally Tight-fisted
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AMERICAN BUDGET CHURCH

Tenpasenta
cardboard coffin cover So you can't afford our premium church for the funeral service? Our lovely American Church could be for you, it's great, and best of all it's very cheap.
£40 PER HOUR
Budget church Tenpasenta budget church
budgetChurch Funeral service tapeThe Budget Church is within easy carrying range of the cremation pyres and Wotachytole burial site.
Please be advised that the roof does leak when raining, but black bin bags are available to purchase from our main reception. We recommend 3 bags to cover a cheap cardboard coffin, and of course one per mourner, we can cut the arm and head holes for you (£1 per person) these make very smart black raincoats.
A newly installed coin meter is in place for church lighting.
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This beautiful Church was imported from America and re-built by Graham the vicar over five years. Used for both Budget weddings and Budget funeral services it makes an ideal venue for the cash-conscious.
Should timings clash between funerals and weddings it may be a nice idea to combine the services and split the electricity costs.

Tape player
There are no staff supplied to lead the funeral service for you, however, a taped standard service read by Brian the Vicar can be played on a cassette player, just insert the loved one's name over the long beeps, £5 extra.

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